Illegal Immigration

The time has passed for being nice about this issue. I’ll stop the illegal immigrant invasion within a month of taking office by using the overwhelming force of our military to secure the border. Police and the border patrol cannot stand up to heavy machine gun fire, which is what we have been asking them to do. We can build the fence at our leisure, but the border must be secured right away.

Liberals insult American workers saying we won’t do certain jobs. That’s odd. I’ve worked a lot of those jobs, myself, and was happy to have the work. What liberals mean is that elitists like them wouldn’t stoop to do those jobs.

Liberals say our economy depends on illegals. That’s worse than elitist talk, it’s slave master talk. I met a man who said his illegals liked to work 14-16 hours a day. He said they only wanted one day off a month to go to town and buy groceries. I’ve seen the dirty old house trailers they’re forced to sleep in. I’ve smelled the pig stalls they muck. I’ve seen their downcast eyes and watched their hopeless shuffling. Don’t tell me liberals aren’t racists. Don’t tell me they are not still the party of those who in Lincoln’s words, "would eat their bread by the sweat of another man’s brow."

At the same time, we need to reinstitute like we did during the turn of the twentieth century a massive assimilation program for the legal immigrants we have with us now. I'll work to ditch the failed school policy of bilingual education. This has not been a benign liberal attempt to be nice to immigrants. It's been a calculated effort to keep our society divided and to keep down the Spanish-speakers among us in a permanent underclass to do the menial jobs that liberals don't want their kids to do. (read more by John Doe on Illegal Immigration)

I’ll stop liberals from abusing people of color as their own personal slaves. By the first of 2010, I’ll either deport or put in jail for their crimes 95% of the 20 or so million illegals in our country now. It’s a big job and will take thousands of volunteers, but with the help of decent, good-hearted Americans we can get this job done quickly.
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Victory over Terrorists

Our rules of engagement make it nearly impossible for our soldiers to fight. They almost need an act of Congress to shoot back. When they do, some go to prison for it. All that’s going to change. We’re going to completely win this war within my first term in office. We’ll hunt down and kill all those that hide, supply, finance, train, encourage, and give aid to the terrorists. That means a lot of regimes will unconditionally surrender and their funds will be seized. All the mosque schools where they beat little boys until they grow up to be monsters will be shut down. We’ll use whatever weaponry and tactics it takes. America’s finest deserve no less.

It would be nice if we could sit down and come to terms with these people. But you can’t reason with people who strap bombs on to children, who roast eleven-year-old boys alive and feed them to their parents. How do you negotiate with filthy animals that make women wear black gunny sacks to hide all their bruises and wounds from their husband’s beatings. What is there to discuss with perverts that give nine-year-old girls in marriage to seventy-year-old geezers? Pay them off? Not for long. Diplomacy? No, we’re going to have to kill them, and the sooner, the better. (Read more from John Doe about Victory over Terrorists)
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Security at Home

I’ll detain and convict subversives, traitors, spies, agitators, and provocateurs early in my administration. Sleeper cells will be broken up and preachers of hate and sharia law will be investigated. All saboteur supplies, materials, and munitions will be destroyed even if they hide them in their mosques.

I’ll direct law enforcement to profile for terrorists and stop making 80-year-old grandmothers take off their shoes to board planes. People from terrorist sponsoring regimes will not be allowed to fly. Every commercial flight will have an armed pilot or copilot and at least one air marshal for every 20 passengers. The air marshal program budget will be greatly reduced, but the program itself will be greatly increased with volunteers, who will be thoroughly checked, well trained, and well armed. (John Doe says more about Homeland Security)
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Abortion

Even though our Declaration insures our God-given inalienable right to life, it is obvious we need a Human Life Amendment in the Constitution. I will nominate only pro-life judges and we’ll need to elect a pro-life Senate to ratify those nominees, but political power and Supreme Court Justices come and go. The Constitution is much harder to change. Therefore, my long-term commitment is to an amendment.

In the meantime, as soon as I take office I’ll turn loose the full weight of the federal bureaucracies against all those who take innocent life. I’ll direct OSHA, the FBI, the EPA, and any other agency I can think of to inhibit, regulate, and burden the abortion industry. If the bureaucrats there refuse, I’ll fire them and replace them with those who will. They are to serve at the pleasure of the administration.

I will sign any restriction of abortion that crosses my desk. I will direct the U.S. Attorneys to de-fund and sue for triple punitive damages under RICO statutes all the pro-death groups. I will do my best to completely shut down abortion even without a Human Life Amendment or new pro-life legislation.

Daniel Allott, a senior writer and policy analyst at American Values, has an excellent article I found at http://www.amvalues.org/op_ed_article.php?id=8230702 that lists several things a president could do to thwart abortion besides merely appointing pro-life judges. He writes that the president can do the following:

"initiate...legislation related to abortion....[He can] appoint people...who can adopt appropriate regulations to restrict access to abortions to the maximum degree possible, including the secretary of health and human services, surgeon general and heads of the CDC and NIH....[and] utilize the "bully pulpit" to make the case for life....[Also, he can] sign executive orders that either permit or prohibit abortions in facilities operated by the Executive branch....[and] veto appropriations bills that use taxpayer money to fund abortion and abortion-related services."

I once thought rational arguments and ultrasound imagery would suffice to change the left’s position. I was very wrong. These people don’t think with their heads nor do they feel with their hearts. Their thought processes come from below the belt. The only thing on their minds is the furtherance of the sexual revolution. To liberals, pregnancy gets in the way of sexual activity, so the fruit of conception is something that must be swept away at all costs. We must beat them at the ballot box because we’ll not be able to change the minds of the heartless. (John Doe says more about abortion)
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Taxes

The wealthiest among us, like Ted Kennedy, hide their money in foundations, so that they pay no income tax at all. The rich always find ways to protect themselves. This injustice has to stop. Hard-working Americans need more than tax reform, we need a tax revolt. I will support any initiative that eliminates the IRS and repeals the 16th Amendment. I prefer that income not be taxed at all, because taxes on productivity always hurt peoples lives. Cutting taxes always improves the economy and frees up capital for investment, and more investment makes for more jobs. I will support any tax cut that crosses my desk, and the more there are and the deeper they cut, the better I’ll like it. (Read more of John Doe's pledge to cut taxes)
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Waste, Fraud and Abuse of the Constitution

When I take the oath of office I will swear to enforce and defend the Constitution. Implicit in this is my pledge to not enforce and to veto any wasteful, unnecessary, and unconstitutional laws and regulations.

We are trillions in the hole now and we must run surpluses for decades to climb back out. "Reducing the deficit" is a phrase that has meaning only inside the Beltway. It just means we aren’t digging down quite as fast as we would have dug before. I will veto earmarks and pork and any budget that doesn’t run a $50 billion surplus.
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Energy and Conservation

I will direct the EPA to back off their absurd number of gasoline formulation requirements and let us immediately drill for oil and build new refineries and nuclear and coal plants. I will urge building codes to include provisions for reducing residential heating and cooling costs by 75% through comprehensive insulation, air infiltration, and glazing strategies in new construction.

Any alternative energy development that needs subsidization should tell you it’s a loser from the start and a waste of tax dollars. Most of the hoopla over hydrogen, ethanol, hybrids, solar, and wind technologies is from those who have a financial stake in it. The rest is from those who don’t understand the practical application of science. Anyone who can believe the man-made global warming hoax probably deserves to be so snookered. (John Doe addresses the environmentalist movement.)
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Ethics

I will direct the Justice Department to hold elected officials to the same standard regardless of party affiliation. Democrats will no longer get a free ride.
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Health Care made "Free for All"

The liberals pushing universal health care do so for three reasons, none of which involves helping poor people get well.

First, well-to-do liberals are indignant that ordinary folks like you and me can walk into any doctor’s office or hospital and receive the finest health care in the world. That’s a privilege that they think only they and their rich buddies deserve. That’s why when conservatives point out the waiting lists and inefficiencies of other state-run health care systems, the elitists know it, but don’t care. They want it that way. They want the quality and efficiency to go down so that ordinary citizens are denied or delayed service. The wealthy liberal elites will always find a way to get better care for themselves. They do in England with private providers that average Britons can’t afford.

The second reason resonates with wannabe elitists. To this run-of-the-mill type of liberal, nothing spells security like government coercion. Private insurance companies may fail and policy holders may not pay premiums, but the government can always print more money. It is said that money talks, but in Washington, the power to pick taxpayers’ pockets simply screams. (John Doe on the liberal herd mentality)

Thirdly and probably most importantly, government-run health care gives liberals another crack at social engineering. They try to run everybody else’s lives through the education system, the courts, welfare, and the tax code; why not use medicine, too? Think of it. They could deny service to overweight folks, or make them wait till they slimmed down. They could delay service to smokers or those who they think don’t exercise enough. Old folks could be robbing the young of needed bed space or medicine and would be expected to go away and die. Children with birth defects might not get service, since they’re going to die soon, anyway. The prospect of such power over life and death intoxicates liberals. They want this very much, and if they can hoodwink the rest of us to go along with it, they’ll go off on a decades-long drunk.
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Education

The public education system in the United States at one time was the envy of the world. Now, it is the laughingstock, thanks to liberal judges, college professors, and teachers’ unions. Test scores spiral downward, clerks can’t make change if the computer goes down, and high school graduates can barely read their own diplomas or understand job applications. (John Doe says more about America's schools)

I will support school choice, prayer in school, and curricula that are strong in the basics with an emphasis on phonics. I’ll do what I can to eliminate the Department of Education. Before its demise, though, I’ll see if I can use it to break the choke hold the unions have on our schools and the failed fads in education such as: sex ed, bilingual ed, fuzzy math, conflict resolution, multiculturalism, environmentalist propaganda, and inventive spelling. Our excellent public schools weren’t ruined overnight and they won’t be fixed soon, either, especially since most liberal arts colleges are hotbeds of socialism and educational quackery. But with the support and prayers of American parents, I’ll do what I can from the White House.
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Second Amendment

Liberals are cowards and their manner of dealing with problems, particularly crime, is based on their fears. It is their natural inclination to grovel, to mollify, to appease, to try to get on the good side of criminals. They think taking guns away from law-abiding citizens insulates them from the wrath of hoodlums. Former D.C. mayor, Marion Barry feeling betrayed and hurt after he was robbed at gunpoint in his townhouse last year said, "There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys, that I am their friend." (Del Quentin Wilber, "Robbed at Gunpoint, Barry Harbors ‘No Animosities’," WashingtonPost.com, January 4, 2006, ) That same day, Barry proposed new and stricter gun laws in the district. (John Doe expresses the importance of the Second Amendment)

This is why the slogan, "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns" is so meaningless to liberals. That is the whole point of gun laws; the confiscation of firearms from decent, hard working, law-abiding folks. They don’t care if thugs are left armed. By befriending the bad guys, liberals feel safer. So what if these unconstitutional laws leave everyone else unprotected? Liberals don’t care about you and me. They’re simply saving their own hides.

I will do my best to undo as many unconstitutional gun restrictions as I can and promote concealed carry, reciprocity, hunters’ rights, and the castle doctrine nationwide. I will promote self-defense, gun safety education, and shooting sports, especially amongst our young men. All American boys should grow up being taught by their fathers courage, marksmanship, and honesty.
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Homosexual "Marriage"

There is hope for homosexuals. I don’t believe God made them that way or that they have to stay that way. I love homosexuals too much to take that hope away from them and say, "You can’t change. You’ll always be homosexual. You may as well act like you’re like everyone else and get ‘married’." Liberals pander to homosexuals to get their vote and their campaign donations, but they don’t care whether they live or die through drug abuse and rampant rates of disease. They care nothing for the high rates of suicide and mental problems homosexuals face. But I do, because I love them too much to let them wallow in their misery. ( John Doe addresses morality)

I will never support special rights or "marriage" or civil unions for homosexuals because I hold out hope that they will repent. I will end the Clintonian "Don’t ask, don’t tell" military policy. I will encourage faith-based groups like Exodus International to help homosexuals, especially those on base. I’ll see what federal prosecutors can do to shut down shamefully lewd "Gay Pride" marches and sue out of existence child-molesting organizations, such as NAMBLA. If my Attorney General isn’t up to the task, I’ll get one who is.

On a personal note, if you are homosexual, cry out to our Lord right now. Come to Him with humility and ask Him to help you change. He will truly love you like no one else can. Many have already come out of their darkness and back into the mainstream; you can, too. There is hope for us all in Jesus.
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